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INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am, #244505
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm, #244478
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm, #244335
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm, #244334
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am, #244271
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am, #244269
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am, #243977
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am, #243974
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm, #243943
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm, #243942
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm, #243938
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am, #253983
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am, #253062
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm, #252854
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm, #252648
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am, #252636
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm, #252623
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm, #252622
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm, #252619

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


PHILISTINES - never too busy to help


TAGS: mao helpful
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk37782 - April 26, 2012, 6:18 pm, #233879
The Best Answer-- About as close to the truth as an American can get. After all they haven’t used the English language, spelling and grammar for decades.
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:10 am, #233836
Well Said Old Boy, That's How Philistines Talk.


GRAMMAR NAZIS - MAY GOD BE ON OUR SIDE! -


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by culos

da1nonlysage - March 13, 2013, 5:09 am, #244268
Clearly the poster failed at grammar his/herself. Grammar Nazis do not claim possession of words, punctuation, or... words.
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:23 am, #196913
My dear sir, we will fight with everthing we've got.
Derek - October 5, 2010, 4:02 pm, #196875
"They"? Don't you mean "We"?


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am, #227786
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227766
And MUCH more fun!


YOUR CIRCLE -




THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm, #223493
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm, #223489
LOL...and hair pulled?


SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?


TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am, #247102
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm, #232442
woof


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am, #234831
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm, #234825
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm, #234809
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am, #234798
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am, #234793

love it :)


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




OUR MODS - an infinite source of wisdom in our daily lives


TAGS: uncle rerun helps again
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - May 11, 2011, 7:44 am, #218414
Rerun sells fireworks?
rerun - May 10, 2011, 6:59 pm, #218380

Been there, done that. 5L


PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm, #145380
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm, #140713
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm, #140712
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am, #140663
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #140662
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm, #98379
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm, #61767
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


CALM DOWN MOOOOOOOOOO - let's go back to Friday afternoon and try to retrace your steps


TAGS: help me rhonda
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 2:42 am, #167480
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 2:42 am, #167479
I couldn't help mooself.......someone left a sh** of whiskey on the seat...
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 7:50 pm, #167399
Nice. 5L


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am, #142798
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am, #142795
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am, #142780
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am, #142778
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am, #142774
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am, #142771
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am, #142769
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am, #142762
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142759
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142757
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am, #142748
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


HELPING -




INGENUITY -




HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -




CAMPING RULES -




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am, #135275
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm, #134827
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm, #134826
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm, #134710
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm, #134673
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm, #229794
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am, #229775
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


MAGNIFICENCE -


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am, #229691
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am, #229686
awesome!


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm, #189994
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm, #189979
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am, #188769
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm, #188622
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm, #188620
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am, #188546
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am, #188545
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm, #188449

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm, #188440
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


BASEMENT STAIRS -


TAGS: basement help me
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:12 pm, #205484
In your basement, I mean.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:12 pm, #205483
We've all been there.
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:58 am, #196133
So that's where my Mom went...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:51 am, #193778
Oh, Thanks guys (except TTH,Claire and Aggy) You guys are mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:50 am, #193777
Jesus Lester....A man needs hobbies. And don't say "eh", that's our word. It's not cool when others use it
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:47 am, #193776
8 wonderful years eh.....
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:10 am, #193729
IT's not really Claire... I was refering to the.... oh, nevermind. I'm sick of my stupid.
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 12:07 am, #193728
Wha?
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:06 am, #193727
That was Andy ***k, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 12:02 am, #193726
Have you guys seen Claire's latest pic in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread? Don't piss her off.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:01 am, #193725
There's been such an anti-nazi thing going on here, I've just been out of practice with my spelling and grammar nazi stuff. No? Not buying it? Ok... sobriety sucks.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:00 am, #193724
Only so I could repeat again.... all the chicks were in that class!
ICEMAN - September 13, 2010, 11:44 pm, #193721
You failed typing class in HS, didn't you Aggy?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:40 pm, #193720
If my mooooo's, you mean "my" and by basement, you mean "shower" - yeah, TTH has that DVD.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 11:18 pm, #193713
Why, are you hiding something? Besides, I'm just picking up that DVD I let you borrow of the spy cam in Moo+'s basement.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:15 pm, #193711
Unless, of course, they can get a few DNA swabs off the stairs.
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 10:52 pm, #193701
To be clear...Claire is not actually "with" me. She's in Texas. No need to send the cops to my house or anything.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:40 pm, #193696
I'm with TTH. There's just something fishy about your story.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:39 pm, #193695
Just one voice, mooooo?
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 10:35 pm, #193694
I find that very hard to believe. Don't get me wrong, I've heard the screaming and the rattling of chains coming from your cellar.... But you? Sober? Not f***ing likely. Nice try Cow.
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 10:23 pm, #193687
WOW! thats well done!
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 10:18 pm, #193681

so good it actually scares me. worthy of 50L's


WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated


TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Sho

Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am, #220289
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm, #220284
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm, #220283
a cattle prod works


NO PARKING ZONE -




PHOBIAS -


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm, #186519
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles


BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?


TAGS: whale beach fat rescue help
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am, #241544
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am, #241517
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


constipation -


TAGS: just helping
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - March 8, 2015, 9:16 pm, #260308
To be honest Prissy, I've done the door version. When I saw this take on that old standby, I just HAD to share it and my reaction when I saw it? 'That'll scare the 'shift' outa ya!' Too funny to keep to myself! You should see what I do with pop rocks!!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:22 pm, #260304
Dizz...why does this poster seem to reek of 5L personal experience? Mental note to self...use the gas station bathroom before dizz invites me over for that coffee.


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by mariand

Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am, #226165
I endor5e this statement.


HELP OUT WHERE YOU CAN - I'd Love To Help You Out... Which Way Did You Come In


TAGS: help out
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI



GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND - Why didn't America save us when we REALLY needed it?!


TAGS: germany england america no help
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

manticore - June 28, 2010, 7:34 am, #182237
5L's for Germany
Kung-Fu Devil - June 28, 2010, 5:51 am, #182233
Thanks Moo+ for the backhander. Forseti: Yeah but those 5 meant nothing. They were in a friendly, so I never got ahead of myself like the rest of us.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 3:51 am, #182229
5 WEMBLEY-GOALS! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:34 pm, #182206
In fact. 5L....(I still think you're a tool)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:31 pm, #182204
Subtle.


PARENTING -


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mariand

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm, #228975
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm, #228954
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.


TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm, #230082
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...


IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm, #121793
You bastard!!!


SPACEDOG - always hated duck-n-cover drills at school


TAGS: like they would help
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:20 pm, #150692
(LUKE...I f***ED YOUR MOTHER) (COME TO THE BARK SIDE OF THE FORCE) BTW, thanks and 5Ls.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:18 pm, #150691
Heh. d*** straight Airman, duck and cover was total BS. The centrifuge training was awesome till they made me start wearing that mask. It made my voice sound cool but was uncomfortable as hell. I could do great Darth Vader impressions.
ronsart - January 6, 2010, 8:04 pm, #150677
Perfect! 5L
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2010, 8:00 pm, #150675
Amsome!


HONESTY -


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm, #198877
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm, #198873
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm, #198849
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm, #198832
LOL


SENILITY -


TAGS: sleep helps brain mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by mariand

Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 8:18 pm, #242872
Or maybe you won't notice


If you're not with me when I'm failing -




ASK FOR THE GROUP DISCOUNT -


TAGS: help a friend back up
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sean - April 3, 2011, 5:16 pm, #215696
Who'd a thought there'd be money to be made in golden showers?! Just call me naive, I guess. Doubt if it's a growth industry though -- but maybe that's just the naive thingy acting up again.
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:38 pm, #215639

she is world famous for her "sit in" protest in the mens urinal at MotiCon 2007. We wouldn't let her perform her Lenny Bruce imitation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:35 pm, #215637
I know who it is...I'm still looking for the "celebrity"
ICEMAN - April 1, 2011, 7:22 pm, #215635
mrwhyte, you say that like it is a bad thing.
Reality Lord - April 1, 2011, 6:25 pm, #215628

she's from my home town dude. canada rocks. shame google isn't based in canada. free ***bies up here.
mrwhyte - April 1, 2011, 5:56 pm, #215625
That's Avril Laveigne however you spell it.. Another time to prove you don't know **** about Canada :)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 12:49 am, #215610

That is Angela Landsbury.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:04 pm, #215607
OK I'm in.....where's the celebrity?
boeweizer - March 31, 2011, 10:46 pm, #215606
a friend in need deserves 5 crusty urinals
pzykosiz - March 31, 2011, 7:28 pm, #215594
is she sitting in a urinal? and if so, why is she in the mens? 5L's
rerun - March 31, 2011, 6:15 pm, #215590

excellent, I am all in with a helping hand.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: calendar say something good help
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by caveman

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:24 pm, #231479
I think I make a sign with this pic. There's no need to talk anymore. Just show my new sign... thx for this ^^


ADVERTISING - When searching for advice on motifaking This might be a good way for me to get someones attention.


TAGS: need help motifaking
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:58 pm, #227903
bring here the beer...lol


ALCOHOL - ( noun ) a nasty tasting liquid that is utilized to assist white people to dance .


TAGS: alcohol help white people dance
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:26 am, #236055
Assists, and in most cases, does not 5uceed. Sometimes makes them dance worse. LOL


BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am, #167460
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am, #167459
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


WHOSE CRUEL IDEA -


TAGS: lithsp oh what ever moooooooo i need your help here
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 1:27 am, #174467
probably the same a**hole who put three t's in "stutter" =)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm, #149505
Interesting (computer) language (too many brackets (don't you agree?))
BriaHere - August 26, 2009, 9:59 am, #112182
Agreed, I have a lisp, not an obvious one, but enough to annoy me.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm, #111689
Have no idea where he got it from...but I was laughing my a** off when he got all worried. Too funny!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm, #111686
I don't know why Ron made that poster anyways.....I was too honored to ask him.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm, #111680
Thats tho nithe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:39 pm, #111677
I hate typing on my laptop, so i'm just gonna say right now that I;ve give 5's to everything Bone has posted today......same goes for LD.


IT'S ALL GOOD -




I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.


TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Reason

RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am, #206854
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.


TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 11:15 am, #128362
Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.


QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!


TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Kevin

agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm, #144526
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




APPROVALS -


TAGS: the mods try to help
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

darkhartx1 - December 16, 2010, 4:29 am, #207092
Donkasaurus, Actually Yes I do. You missed my point, therefore you don't get it.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:47 pm, #207051

this is awesome...how did i miss this!
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 10:43 am, #207035
course it is dark...you just dont get it.
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:10 am, #207012
This isn't even a joke 5L
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 10:02 pm, #206987
got some red and green duct ***e for the holidays too. you never can have to much duct ***e, just sayin
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:59 pm, #206986
WallyWorld has those. Wow. They gots everything.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:57 pm, #206985
got one, they were on sale this week at Walmart. BOGO is a good deal
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:49 pm, #206983
Get a life.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:48 pm, #206982
I love owl posters!! 5L
pzykosiz - December 14, 2010, 9:11 pm, #206965
nice. 5L's
Donkasaurus - December 14, 2010, 5:18 pm, #206873
HAHAHAH! Hilarious!


DUDE -




WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine


TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm, #235854
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm, #235841
how did ya know what I see?


I DON'T CARE -


TAGS: begging won t help
Rating: 4.09/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 1:54 am, #184779
Nice, 5 Money sh**s for you airman


IT IS NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE A LIFE -


TAGS: motifake helps me pass time
Rating: 4.06/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 3:00 pm, #226153
LOL... dude, you need help :))


TRAGEDY -




OPTICAL ILLUSION -




THE TREES -




HURRY EVERYONE! - IT's BOGO on JUNGLE GYM"S AT TOYS-R-US!




FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




SOLAR FLARES - Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom.


TAGS: also helps create northern lights the tv show
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:38 pm, #178020
- Or even the inactivity. We're fussy like that.


THE MOTIFAKE HELP DESK - Our helpful, caring staff will assist you with any problems you may have. Until they set you on fire




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -




ROCK-N-ROLL LADIES - LETS GET-R-DONE! LADIES! TODAY TODAY! I want "MY " HELO emptied 5 minutes ago We "WORK" 4 a living around here!




LIFE IS A JOURNEY -




A Little Advice -


TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm, #252458
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am, #252453
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am, #252452
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm, #252445
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm, #252444
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm, #252443
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm, #252433
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am, #252429
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am, #252426

Well, considering you are married & NOT having ***.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm, #252403
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


Remember -




Self-help seminars -




Pandas Know -


TAGS: pandas twilight zone oh god help me pleeeeeeaaase
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:50 am, #248665
pretty cynical, old crotchety the.


Customer Service -


TAGS: customer service dog canine help
Rating: 5/5

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Ninja - June 18, 2015, 7:04 am, #261662
What type of dog is that?
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm, #256330
Grooooooan...and 5L. I love a bad pun...


heartrending -




Love or Lust -




Guidance -


TAGS: lighthouse help sad same diff
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 31, 2013, 6:08 am, #249209
There goes a5king to borrow your lawn mower...
Sho - August 31, 2013, 2:11 am, #249207
5/F!


Mall Parking -




The 5 Symptom's Of Laziness -


TAGS: laziness sloth work help sickness
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:19 pm, #256180
Thank you :)
Oldsod - August 12, 2014, 6:01 pm, #256175
Now that I've stopped laughing...5d and faved. Into the Classroom file this goes...
Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:47 pm, #256166
Thank you Mr. Gary. :)
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:32 am, #256153
Badda boom. Nice trifecta, GB.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RERUN -


TAGS: with a little help from your friends
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:45 pm, #192742
Happy Birthday Rerun.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 7:11 pm, #192731

my favorite Beatle too
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 6:24 pm, #192729
isn't that the guy from Thomas the Tank engine? happy birthday rerun 5L


MALFUNCTION -


TAGS: mspaint help lines
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 22, 2013, 9:47 am, #244568
Maybe if she wasn't wearing such tight jeans...?
Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:01 am, #244560
Wow! That azz goes all the way down to her knees.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am, #244510
Nope not on backwards...just shifted.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am, #244509
Hun...ain't nothing available for a puter that's gonna help...teehee
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:07 am, #244508
Stare at the poster for 10 seconds and see what happens...the image gets burned into your retina!
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:06 am, #244507
I know! The image only seems to get bigger Papa!
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 9:01 pm, #244483
True, but MSpaint is improved…aaaaand, a bit of help with Gimp (free) does a lot…if you don’t care to lay out the cash. BTW, Virginia there seems to have her hind end on backwards. Correction, West Virginia
mariand - March 19, 2013, 8:47 pm, #244482
MS paint is outdated...for better results use ph**oshop...
Greeny - March 19, 2013, 7:19 pm, #244471
Holy Cow!
PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 4:45 pm, #244465
Yikes!


Self affirmation -


TAGS: chihuahua self help
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 9:25 pm, #246468
You need to make an amends,because that's just stinkin' thinkin', you grandiose, shame-based b**ch.


WHEN YOU'RE DOWN - and troubled and you need a helping hand




Helpful Hints -


TAGS: helpful hint crocodile
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2014, 10:51 am, #253183
Just lookit them snappers, Ralph!


Self-Help Books -


TAGS: george carlin self help books
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 9:31 pm, #248993
Always ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 pm, #248982
It's pretty good. Well done. George Carlin started off his last show by saying, "F**k Doctor Phil." Lol. He would have been proud of you, Cannibal... Very proud. Keep up the good work.
Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 4:27 am, #248968
I felt this would go great with the motivation poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:06 am, #248953
Love that George Carlin. He was a pure genius. 5L for posting one of my faves of his.... and the picture too. ROFLOL!


MINIMIZE THE PLIGHT -


TAGS: little yellow helpers
Rating: 4.8/5

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Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 11:12 am, #218908
And though shes not feeling ill, there's a little yellow pill.


BRIDGES - Sometimes You Need The Biggest Bridge To Cross The Smallest Puddle But Remember...Bridges Can Fail You


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.78/5

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TailsDoll - July 21, 2010, 3:16 pm, #185736
Thanks :)
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 11:16 am, #185721
Agrred Rerun, this is amsome Tails. 5L
rerun - July 20, 2010, 8:42 pm, #185658

very nice


DISCOMFORT -




ACHIEVEMENTS - Results can be disappointing, but for now, could you please help me down?




THIS IS NOT A TRIBUTE -


TAGS: just helpful hints chompers toothbrush
Rating: 4.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:35 am, #195977
The pic is great but the words don't do them justice. Next time try using a witty comment. It only takes a couple seconds.


EARN YOUR KEEP -


TAGS: pride never helps it only hurts
Rating: 4.59/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm, #189513
Fab. 5L


POOR BABY -




fortune cookies -


TAGS: fortune cookie help
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:45 pm, #250665
Help! I may be the only person on the planet that actually wants the cookie for the cookie and not just the fortune inside...sniffle.


SOCIAL MEDIA -


TAGS: helpful step steamroller famous
Rating: 4.5/5

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joakangr - May 23, 2012, 6:18 pm, #235035
The Greek way..!!!!


RERUN TAKES THE TIME - to explain the SFW rules to a MotiNewbie


TAGS: always helpful
Rating: 4.44/5

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YOUR HEALTH -




MR. AIRMAN TO MRS. AIRMAN -


TAGS: can t help it i love the old timer
Rating: 4.35/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:18 pm, #167215
Happy to hear from you, Mr. Airman. God bless and Have a nice day.
Airman - March 26, 2010, 1:25 pm, #166967
and by the way.. thanks Lester
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2010, 10:41 am, #166781
We did, and she told us things we aren't capable of forgetting......
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:38 am, #166777
did you talk to my wife? % ouches
agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:09 am, #166745
Painfully funny!


BATTING PRACTICE -


TAGS: espn reporter cant even help
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:22 pm, #194932

I like this better than Inez


POOR PATRICIA - Nobody told her that most primates AREN'T domesticated.


TAGS: and everyone is staring instead of helping
Rating: 3.92/5

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spacedog - March 26, 2010, 10:35 pm, #167189
Nice one Pro, 5Ls.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 9:51 pm, #167173

got a follow up in the queue
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 9:50 pm, #167170
5 blasphemous jesus-allegory lions!


WINTER WONDERLAND - The Solution To Mooooooooooooooooooo's "HELP" Forum Topic


TAGS: m help winter
Rating: 3.87/5

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NUMBERS - One boy is worth half a man, Two boys are worth half a boy, Three boys are no help at all.




LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am, #165978
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am, #164740
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


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