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INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


BOILED CABBAGE -


TAGS: motfiake password help
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:39 am
This is one of my favorites, love it!
chickenlittle - February 18, 2014, 8:59 am
I will never be able to eat boiled cabbage again without laughing! Hilarious Ug!
TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 2:19 pm
Oh my, that was brilliant! It should go into the hardback edition of Best Of Motifake.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 8:21 pm
Hilarious, ug! Lmao!
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2014, 3:59 am
Especially annoying if you're trying to create an account to buy something time sensitive
JesusWept - February 1, 2014, 6:11 pm
Absolutely brilliant! L L L L L
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 5:54 pm
A big 5L thanks Uggie for sharing my password with everyone :(
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 3:29 pm

I haven't laughed this hard in a while~~read the last rejection and completely lost it. 5LLLLLs and faved~~Thanks for the Saturday funny. This is going on my FB page right now~~


PHILISTINES - never too busy to help


TAGS: mao helpful
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bolverk37782 - April 26, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Best Answer-- About as close to the truth as an American can get. After all they haven’t used the English language, spelling and grammar for decades.
maoworks2 - April 26, 2012, 7:10 am
Well Said Old Boy, That's How Philistines Talk.


GRAMMAR NAZIS - MAY GOD BE ON OUR SIDE! -


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by culos

da1nonlysage - March 13, 2013, 5:09 am
Clearly the poster failed at grammar his/herself. Grammar Nazis do not claim possession of words, punctuation, or... words.
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:23 am
My dear sir, we will fight with everthing we've got.
Derek - October 5, 2010, 4:02 pm
"They"? Don't you mean "We"?


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


YOUR CIRCLE -




THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?


TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




OUR MODS - an infinite source of wisdom in our daily lives


TAGS: uncle rerun helps again
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - May 11, 2011, 7:44 am
Rerun sells fireworks?
rerun - May 10, 2011, 6:59 pm

Been there, done that. 5L


PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by giulio

TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


CALM DOWN MOOOOOOOOOO - let's go back to Friday afternoon and try to retrace your steps


TAGS: help me rhonda
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 2:42 am
5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 2:42 am
I couldn't help mooself.......someone left a sh** of whiskey on the seat...
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 7:50 pm
Nice. 5L


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


HELPING -




INGENUITY -




HELP WANTED HIPPIE REPELLANT -




CAMPING RULES -




BEST FRIENDS - "Hurry it up Romeo! I think I can hear her Dad coming!"


TAGS: we get by with a little help from our friends
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:24 am
awww, this is too cute was this shopped?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:47 pm
5l
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:44 pm
R.I.P. Mercutio, a true wingman.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
This is all kinds of great!!!
Produceman117 - November 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
Magnificent. 5 Mufasas.


WHY IS IT? -


TAGS: why alone dark help harmony
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L


MAGNIFICENCE -


TAGS: beauty ugly sit back help
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:19 am
Jack? Izzat you Jack Handey? Excellent
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:43 am
awesome!


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


BASEMENT STAIRS -


TAGS: basement help me
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
In your basement, I mean.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:12 pm
We've all been there.
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:58 am
So that's where my Mom went...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:51 am
Oh, Thanks guys (except TTH,Claire and Aggy) You guys are mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:50 am
Jesus Lester....A man needs hobbies. And don't say "eh", that's our word. It's not cool when others use it
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:47 am
8 wonderful years eh.....
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:10 am
IT's not really Claire... I was refering to the.... oh, nevermind. I'm sick of my stupid.
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 12:07 am
Wha?
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:06 am
That was Andy ***k, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 12:02 am
Have you guys seen Claire's latest pic in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread? Don't piss her off.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:01 am
There's been such an anti-nazi thing going on here, I've just been out of practice with my spelling and grammar nazi stuff. No? Not buying it? Ok... sobriety sucks.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:00 am
Only so I could repeat again.... all the chicks were in that class!
ICEMAN - September 13, 2010, 11:44 pm
You failed typing class in HS, didn't you Aggy?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:40 pm
If my mooooo's, you mean "my" and by basement, you mean "shower" - yeah, TTH has that DVD.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 11:18 pm
Why, are you hiding something? Besides, I'm just picking up that DVD I let you borrow of the spy cam in Moo+'s basement.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:15 pm
Unless, of course, they can get a few DNA swabs off the stairs.
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 10:52 pm
To be clear...Claire is not actually "with" me. She's in Texas. No need to send the cops to my house or anything.
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:40 pm
I'm with TTH. There's just something fishy about your story.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:39 pm
Just one voice, mooooo?
TheTrashHeap - September 13, 2010, 10:35 pm
I find that very hard to believe. Don't get me wrong, I've heard the screaming and the rattling of chains coming from your cellar.... But you? Sober? Not f***ing likely. Nice try Cow.
CANADA - September 13, 2010, 10:23 pm
WOW! thats well done!
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 10:18 pm

so good it actually scares me. worthy of 50L's


WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated


TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Sho

Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works


NO PARKING ZONE -




If you're not with me when I'm failing -




PHOBIAS -


TAGS: i might need some help
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - July 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Whew! Good to know I'm not the only one. 5 red haired midget poodles


BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?


TAGS: whale beach fat rescue help
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


constipation -


TAGS: just helping
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2015, 9:16 pm
To be honest Prissy, I've done the door version. When I saw this take on that old standby, I just HAD to share it and my reaction when I saw it? 'That'll scare the 'shift' outa ya!' Too funny to keep to myself! You should see what I do with pop rocks!!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:22 pm
Dizz...why does this poster seem to reek of 5L personal experience? Mental note to self...use the gas station bathroom before dizz invites me over for that coffee.


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by mariand

Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


HELP OUT WHERE YOU CAN - I'd Love To Help You Out... Which Way Did You Come In


TAGS: help out
Rating: 4.44/5

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GERMANY 4-1 ENGLAND - Why didn't America save us when we REALLY needed it?!


TAGS: germany england america no help
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

manticore - June 28, 2010, 7:34 am
5L's for Germany
Kung-Fu Devil - June 28, 2010, 5:51 am
Thanks Moo+ for the backhander. Forseti: Yeah but those 5 meant nothing. They were in a friendly, so I never got ahead of myself like the rest of us.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 3:51 am
5 WEMBLEY-GOALS! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:34 pm
In fact. 5L....(I still think you're a tool)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:31 pm
Subtle.


PARENTING -


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mariand

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


HAMBURGER HELPER - It only works if the hamburger is ready to accept the help it needs.


TAGS: hamburger helper ready accept help
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Budog

tatespa - February 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
Unless of course the government dictates that the hamburger HAS to get the help...


IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
You bastard!!!


SPACEDOG - always hated duck-n-cover drills at school


TAGS: like they would help
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:20 pm
(LUKE...I f***ED YOUR MOTHER) (COME TO THE BARK SIDE OF THE FORCE) BTW, thanks and 5Ls.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:18 pm
Heh. d*** straight Airman, duck and cover was total BS. The centrifuge training was awesome till they made me start wearing that mask. It made my voice sound cool but was uncomfortable as hell. I could do great Darth Vader impressions.
ronsart - January 6, 2010, 8:04 pm
Perfect! 5L
Faceplant31 - January 6, 2010, 8:00 pm
Amsome!


HONESTY -


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm
LOL


SENILITY -


TAGS: sleep helps brain mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by mariand

Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 8:18 pm
Or maybe you won't notice


ASK FOR THE GROUP DISCOUNT -


TAGS: help a friend back up
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sean - April 3, 2011, 5:16 pm
Who'd a thought there'd be money to be made in golden showers?! Just call me naive, I guess. Doubt if it's a growth industry though -- but maybe that's just the naive thingy acting up again.
rerun - April 1, 2011, 8:38 pm

she is world famous for her "sit in" protest in the mens urinal at MotiCon 2007. We wouldn't let her perform her Lenny Bruce imitation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:35 pm
I know who it is...I'm still looking for the "celebrity"
ICEMAN - April 1, 2011, 7:22 pm
mrwhyte, you say that like it is a bad thing.
Reality Lord - April 1, 2011, 6:25 pm

she's from my home town dude. canada rocks. shame google isn't based in canada. free ***bies up here.
mrwhyte - April 1, 2011, 5:56 pm
That's Avril Laveigne however you spell it.. Another time to prove you don't know **** about Canada :)
rerun - April 1, 2011, 12:49 am

That is Angela Landsbury.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:04 pm
OK I'm in.....where's the celebrity?
boeweizer - March 31, 2011, 10:46 pm
a friend in need deserves 5 crusty urinals
pzykosiz - March 31, 2011, 7:28 pm
is she sitting in a urinal? and if so, why is she in the mens? 5L's
rerun - March 31, 2011, 6:15 pm

excellent, I am all in with a helping hand.


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: calendar say something good help
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by caveman

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:24 pm
I think I make a sign with this pic. There's no need to talk anymore. Just show my new sign... thx for this ^^


ADVERTISING - When searching for advice on motifaking This might be a good way for me to get someones attention.


TAGS: need help motifaking
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:58 pm
bring here the beer...lol


ALCOHOL - ( noun ) a nasty tasting liquid that is utilized to assist white people to dance .


TAGS: alcohol help white people dance
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:26 am
Assists, and in most cases, does not 5uceed. Sometimes makes them dance worse. LOL


BEER CONSULTATION -


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
5Ls
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


WHOSE CRUEL IDEA -


TAGS: lithsp oh what ever moooooooo i need your help here
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

crankyhead - May 3, 2010, 1:27 am
probably the same a**hole who put three t's in "stutter" =)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Interesting (computer) language (too many brackets (don't you agree?))
BriaHere - August 26, 2009, 9:59 am
Agreed, I have a lisp, not an obvious one, but enough to annoy me.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
Have no idea where he got it from...but I was laughing my a** off when he got all worried. Too funny!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
I don't know why Ron made that poster anyways.....I was too honored to ask him.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
Thats tho nithe
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:39 pm
I hate typing on my laptop, so i'm just gonna say right now that I;ve give 5's to everything Bone has posted today......same goes for LD.


IT'S ALL GOOD -




I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.


TAGS: why won t anyone help me achieve my dream
Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!


LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.


TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 11:15 am
Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.


QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!


TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals




APPROVALS -


TAGS: the mods try to help
Rating: 4.88/5

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darkhartx1 - December 16, 2010, 4:29 am
Donkasaurus, Actually Yes I do. You missed my point, therefore you don't get it.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:47 pm

this is awesome...how did i miss this!
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 10:43 am
course it is dark...you just dont get it.
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:10 am
This isn't even a joke 5L
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
got some red and green duct ***e for the holidays too. you never can have to much duct ***e, just sayin
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
WallyWorld has those. Wow. They gots everything.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:57 pm
got one, they were on sale this week at Walmart. BOGO is a good deal
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Get a life.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love owl posters!! 5L
pzykosiz - December 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
nice. 5L's
Donkasaurus - December 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
HAHAHAH! Hilarious!


DUDE -




WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine


TAGS: bong beatles help frommy friends
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:10 pm
Merely image5 I tell you
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:52 pm
how did ya know what I see?


I DON'T CARE -


TAGS: begging won t help
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 1:54 am
Nice, 5 Money sh**s for you airman


IT IS NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE A LIFE -


TAGS: motifake helps me pass time
Rating: 4.06/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
LOL... dude, you need help :))


TRAGEDY -




OPTICAL ILLUSION -




THE TREES -




HURRY EVERYONE! - IT's BOGO on JUNGLE GYM"S AT TOYS-R-US!




FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




SOLAR FLARES - Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom.


TAGS: also helps create northern lights the tv show
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
- Or even the inactivity. We're fussy like that.


THE MOTIFAKE HELP DESK - Our helpful, caring staff will assist you with any problems you may have. Until they set you on fire




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -




ROCK-N-ROLL LADIES - LETS GET-R-DONE! LADIES! TODAY TODAY! I want "MY " HELO emptied 5 minutes ago We "WORK" 4 a living around here!




LIFE IS A JOURNEY -




A Little Advice -


TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am

Well, considering you are married & NOT having ***.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


Remember -




Self-help seminars -




Pandas Know -


TAGS: pandas twilight zone oh god help me pleeeeeeaaase
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 5:50 am
pretty cynical, old crotchety the.


Customer Service -


TAGS: customer service dog canine help
Rating: 5/5

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Ninja - June 18, 2015, 7:04 am
What type of dog is that?
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
Grooooooan...and 5L. I love a bad pun...


heartrending -




Love or Lust -




Guidance -


TAGS: lighthouse help sad same diff
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 31, 2013, 6:08 am
There goes a5king to borrow your lawn mower...
Sho - August 31, 2013, 2:11 am
5/F!


Mall Parking -




The 5 Symptom's Of Laziness -


TAGS: laziness sloth work help sickness
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thank you :)
Oldsod - August 12, 2014, 6:01 pm
Now that I've stopped laughing...5d and faved. Into the Classroom file this goes...
Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. :)
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 8:32 am
Badda boom. Nice trifecta, GB.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RERUN -


TAGS: with a little help from your friends
Rating: 4.92/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:45 pm
Happy Birthday Rerun.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 7:11 pm

my favorite Beatle too
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 6:24 pm
isn't that the guy from Thomas the Tank engine? happy birthday rerun 5L


MALFUNCTION -


TAGS: mspaint help lines
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 22, 2013, 9:47 am
Maybe if she wasn't wearing such tight jeans...?
Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:01 am
Wow! That azz goes all the way down to her knees.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Nope not on backwards...just shifted.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am
Hun...ain't nothing available for a puter that's gonna help...teehee
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:07 am
Stare at the poster for 10 seconds and see what happens...the image gets burned into your retina!
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:06 am
I know! The image only seems to get bigger Papa!
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 9:01 pm
True, but MSpaint is improved…aaaaand, a bit of help with Gimp (free) does a lot…if you don’t care to lay out the cash. BTW, Virginia there seems to have her hind end on backwards. Correction, West Virginia
mariand - March 19, 2013, 8:47 pm
MS paint is outdated...for better results use ph**oshop...
Greeny - March 19, 2013, 7:19 pm
Holy Cow!
PapaFox - March 19, 2013, 4:45 pm
Yikes!


Self affirmation -


TAGS: chihuahua self help
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 9:25 pm
You need to make an amends,because that's just stinkin' thinkin', you grandiose, shame-based b**ch.


WHEN YOU'RE DOWN - and troubled and you need a helping hand




Helpful Hints -


TAGS: helpful hint crocodile
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2014, 10:51 am
Just lookit them snappers, Ralph!


Self-Help Books -


TAGS: george carlin self help books
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 9:31 pm
Always ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 pm
It's pretty good. Well done. George Carlin started off his last show by saying, "F**k Doctor Phil." Lol. He would have been proud of you, Cannibal... Very proud. Keep up the good work.
Cannabal - August 23, 2013, 4:27 am
I felt this would go great with the motivation poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:06 am
Love that George Carlin. He was a pure genius. 5L for posting one of my faves of his.... and the picture too. ROFLOL!


MINIMIZE THE PLIGHT -


TAGS: little yellow helpers
Rating: 4.8/5

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Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 11:12 am
And though shes not feeling ill, there's a little yellow pill.


BRIDGES - Sometimes You Need The Biggest Bridge To Cross The Smallest Puddle But Remember...Bridges Can Fail You


TAGS: help
Rating: 4.78/5

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TailsDoll - July 21, 2010, 3:16 pm
Thanks :)
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 11:16 am
Agrred Rerun, this is amsome Tails. 5L
rerun - July 20, 2010, 8:42 pm

very nice


DISCOMFORT -




ACHIEVEMENTS - Results can be disappointing, but for now, could you please help me down?




THIS IS NOT A TRIBUTE -


TAGS: just helpful hints chompers toothbrush
Rating: 4.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:35 am
The pic is great but the words don't do them justice. Next time try using a witty comment. It only takes a couple seconds.


EARN YOUR KEEP -


TAGS: pride never helps it only hurts
Rating: 4.61/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:55 pm
Fab. 5L


POOR BABY -




fortune cookies -


TAGS: fortune cookie help
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:45 pm
Help! I may be the only person on the planet that actually wants the cookie for the cookie and not just the fortune inside...sniffle.


SOCIAL MEDIA -


TAGS: helpful step steamroller famous
Rating: 4.5/5

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joakangr - May 23, 2012, 6:18 pm
The Greek way..!!!!


RERUN TAKES THE TIME - to explain the SFW rules to a MotiNewbie


TAGS: always helpful
Rating: 4.44/5

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YOUR HEALTH -




MR. AIRMAN TO MRS. AIRMAN -


TAGS: can t help it i love the old timer
Rating: 4.35/5

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lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:18 pm
Happy to hear from you, Mr. Airman. God bless and Have a nice day.
Airman - March 26, 2010, 1:25 pm
and by the way.. thanks Lester
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 25, 2010, 10:41 am
We did, and she told us things we aren't capable of forgetting......
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:38 am
did you talk to my wife? % ouches
agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:09 am
Painfully funny!


BATTING PRACTICE -


TAGS: espn reporter cant even help
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - September 21, 2010, 6:22 pm

I like this better than Inez


POOR PATRICIA - Nobody told her that most primates AREN'T domesticated.


TAGS: and everyone is staring instead of helping
Rating: 3.92/5

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spacedog - March 26, 2010, 10:35 pm
Nice one Pro, 5Ls.
rerun - March 26, 2010, 9:51 pm

got a follow up in the queue
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 9:50 pm
5 blasphemous jesus-allegory lions!


WINTER WONDERLAND - The Solution To Mooooooooooooooooooo's "HELP" Forum Topic


TAGS: m help winter
Rating: 3.87/5

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NUMBERS - One boy is worth half a man, Two boys are worth half a boy, Three boys are no help at all.




LE3T P4RK -


TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


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